Target practice

I wish I still had my trusty Remington Model 700 BDL 22-250. I would go out to the country today and do some target practice. I would only need one bullet because the target isn't a paper bullseye, it is my Cingular phone.

Yes, my two year contract with that bunch of liars is over. No more dropped service in the center of Lincoln regardless of what their independent research company says. No more "no service" messages in the back of The Coffee House when my friends are chatting away on their phones.

Just one shot at 50 yards and no more Cingular. No more customer service calls that start with them saying "we apologize." What a sad excuse of a company!

Maybe best of all, they are no more. They are now AT&T again. I say again because I was a fairly satisfied AT&T cell user until Cingular bought AT&T's wireless unit. I inherited bad service through merger.

But I don't have to put up with their bad service anymore! Can you hear the bolt of my 700 opening? Can you see me put the cartridge in? Can you see me close the bolt? Can you see me looking through the scope? Can you see that goofy Cingular logo thing dance on my cell screen?
Can you see my trigger finger gently sqeeze back? Can you say goodbye Cingular?

Just the thought makes me smile!