The Night Before

T'was the night before Christmas...

We ain't got any snow,
It's 4 below zero,
So take a blanket if you go.

Don't hang any stockings,
Leave 'em on your pink feet,
Cause if you get frostbite,
It won't be to neat.

On Target, On Wal-Mart,
Bark Pet-Co too
If you have any
last minute shopping to do.

What happend to Miller & Paine
where the wrapping they'd do.
Now I have to do it
and it will be late when I'm through.

Then on dancer and blitzen and
red Rebel too
It's off to Omaha to see
what is new.

The babies will be there
with rosy red cheeks
Hoping that Santa will
stop with some sweet little treats.

So a night with the fam
will be kinda neat.
Then it's home to my
hound,
To give him his treat.

And to you and your family
on this cold snowless night
Merry Christmas to all
and to Wal-Mart, good night.