The cost of clearing

I just heard it is going to cost the US taxpayers four billion dollars to move all of the Jewish settlements out of Gaza.

Excuse me? How did they pull the wool over are eyes on that one? We have to pay about $1000 per person to remove Jews from Gaza?

The cost to us for other people's problems is getting just a bit out of sight. Just what do those idiots in the State Department think we are made of...cheap gas and and expensive corn?

And while we're at it, what is the cost to the American taxpayers to house the poor of Mexico? (Someone on the radio suggested we quit paying foreign aide to Fox and maybe he will get the flood stopped.) By the year 2016, there will be enough Mexicans in this country to permanently control the government of the United States, including electing a President. Think about that super power?

It doesn't do any good to write senators and congressmen and it certainly doesn't do any good to talk to them. If you listen to them, they have no clue what an honest answer is. What do we do? What options do we have?

Perhaps we should start at home. I suggest Nebraskans start squatting in Colorado because the secenery is more in tune with our Indian vision of Mother Earth and that if Colorado wants to move us, they will have to pay us $1000 a head and build energy-efficient teepees in Arizona. Then, the senators and congressmen from Colorado can slip the cost of the program into an amendment on the national highway safety bill.

If they don't, we'll just keep crossing the Colorado border until we can elect a Nebraskan, Governor of Colorado.

If that doesn't work, let's move Washington to Idaho and leave the press in DC. That will fix 'em.